my desk is dead
GAH MY FOOT
good bye left side of my face.
FUCK. Oww. …My bewb. *Stops twiddling with her hair at shoulder length* ;;
NO MY VACUUM :(
oh there goes the dog
the
the kids i babysit
their dog is dead
oh god
oh god he’s dead
(Source: prototypext3, via winterrepublic-deactivated20120)
omgwha: Right in the jaw, I died.
MY TEA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY CHEEZITS
Aww, my throat god damnit.
oh boy, my ceiling fan.
Wha-…why did my computer just go black? AH CRAP. (My hand was on my laptop mousepad… This may not be as easy to fix as...
Through my bed and into the ceiling. That’s what I get for stretching under a loft bed.
Agh! My shoulder!
OH, FUCK, NO. NOT MY LAPTOP! Oh, right through the keyboard…T_T
MYLEG.wav
My heart
Ugh, there goes the down arrow key of my laptop. And also the laptop. Fuck.
Just destroyed my favourite mug and nailed a curtain to the ceiling :l not as bad as the above though
And there goes my left boob. It was getting in the way anyway. Ladies.
Well there went my laptop
There goes my right hand… and my iPad… and the right side of my face…
Oh dear, my..my poor dog. Shit. I better go get a new one. WHY WHEN I WAS PETTING MY DOGS BUTT THOUGH?!
Brand new lip-and-tongue piercing, I guess…
My right foot just got impaled.
My knees D’:
Well, there goes my lower jaw.
Fuck, there goes my apple….
NOT MY KITTY
I just shot myself in the face ._.
MY RALPH PLUSHIE NOOOOOOO
well, there goes my right arm….shit im right handed too.-.
Shot myself in the right shoulder….